luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me whatโ€™s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know whatโ€™s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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